Kentucky shoes

A sarcastic or lighthearted term for bare feet, or to go barefoot. This is derived from the stereotype that most Kentuckians are a bunch of hillbillies who go around barefoot, make moonshine, practice incest, etc.

Its really hard to walk on gravel when you're wearing Kentucky shoes.

by The Kentucky Yankee September 3, 2005

Kentucky Virgin

A seven year old girl from Kentucky who is faster then her older brother.

Bob: Hey Mary, I heard that littile Suzy isn't a Kentucky Virgin anymore.

Mary: That's a damn shame, I hope our little girl will be able to run fast.

by Spiral Fan July 29, 2006

Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky plug is a sexual position where your partner is in the doggy position with a .50 SLAP round in their mouth and you stick your thumb in your butt while they donkey kick your eggplant.

"We did the kentucky plug last night. I'm just glad I survived. " Kentucky Ballistics

by Worthy0ne May 20, 2021

kentucky trumpet

An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina

For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod

David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"

Matt: "Your the Boss!"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011

Kentucky Thumb

The action of having sex with a partner, typically from behind; where the person penetrating the female's vaginal canal, puts an unused thumb into the currently penetrated female's anus, rotating gently, firmly, in either counter-clockwise or clockwise(as if searching for Scott from Kentucky Ballistics' of YouTube.com severed artery in his tragic accident that we are all happy he has survived) until the pad of the thumb finds a pulse, or the member or devise penetrating the vagina from the anal cavity. once either is found, the penetrator is to thrust to the pulse of the female if felt, or exactly half the pulse of the one currently penetrating the female until the female achieves orgasm.

Was feeling kinda curious the other night and I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb. she was a little taken aback at first, but was really more into it once I found the right rhythm. really ended the night with a BANG, and a need to change the sheets.

by JustFollowingDaGunMemes May 20, 2021

kentucky rumbla

you sneak up behind a girl and you play with their boobs kinda hard ... although meant to be used on women it pretty violating if you do it to a guy

holly crap that guy just got a kentucky rumbla "also known as kentucky rumbler"

by Gary Michell June 22, 2007

kentucky switcheroo

When you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.

guy 1: I pulled a kentucky switcheroo on Best buy with my busted iphone case. They didn't say a word!

guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!

guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.

by kons163 November 26, 2010