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Kelsey

A smart well rounded girl, typically with hazel eyes. Often drinking and being drunk. Has an internet addiction and is often very skinny. Hypochondriac, and drama queen.
Wow look, it’s Kelsey.
by Stacey Cockwarmer November 13, 2021
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Wet Kelsey

A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation
You could tell she was being a proper Wet Kelsey
by ThePugDaddy April 4, 2023
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Kelsey

Kelsey backstabbed me and dated a fucking white stick.
by nigger42069 November 26, 2018
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kelsey

generally used to refer to someone who's friendly and reliable. sometimes, it might be hard to see them, though
he's so nice - what a Kelsey

I've never seen my best friend in our 19 years of friendship; come on Kelsey!
by aldkjfalksdj December 12, 2020
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Kelsey

A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video

Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
by Hamburger harold November 9, 2021
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kelsey

a really toxic girl. all she does is talk bad about almost everyone. yeah she seems really sweet and nice but once you get to know her she is the worst person you could ever friends with. if you have a friend named kelsey then you need to get better friends. kelsey is the worst friend ever. she's popular but not in the good way. if you know a kelsey, stay away at all costs. it's better if you aren't friends with her.
person 1: "i have a new friend named kelsey!"
person 2: "omg do not be friends with her you will regret it!"
by layy<3 January 16, 2022
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Kelsey

English surname and originated from an Old English place name in Lincolnshire, England.The place name derived from words meaning "Ceol's island" (Mills 1991). In modern times Kelsey has also become a given name for boys and girls in English-speaking countries. Kelsey comes from "island of the ships" in Irish and Scots, and "a dweller on the island, by the water" from Norwegian.
by pkelsey July 27, 2022
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