A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either
a. stupid
or
b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
a. stupid
or
b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
by happykitten267 April 6, 2015
Get the cuz kangaroosmug. The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019
Get the Alabama Kangaroomug. Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
Get the Kangaroo Smugglermug. insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
by sergonus April 17, 2024
Get the Reverse Nigerian Kangaroomug. Kangaroo Flipper (noun):
A highly questionable culinary adventure, where one daringly employs a cream-filled gas station doughnut (preferably from Kangaroo) as an unconventional partner in self-love. After achieving the “cream filling” on one side, the audacious gourmet flips it around and takes a bite from the other end, proving that some snacks are truly multipurpose. Definitely not FDA approved. Enjoy responsibly—or not.
A highly questionable culinary adventure, where one daringly employs a cream-filled gas station doughnut (preferably from Kangaroo) as an unconventional partner in self-love. After achieving the “cream filling” on one side, the audacious gourmet flips it around and takes a bite from the other end, proving that some snacks are truly multipurpose. Definitely not FDA approved. Enjoy responsibly—or not.
"After a long night, Dave decided to treat himself to a Kangaroo Flipper, but now he's questioning his life choices and his taste in doughnuts."
by Jkrider4x4 August 20, 2024
Get the kangaroo flippermug. a term used to express a happy moment for Bharatiya cricket fans when Team Bharat defeat Team Australia esp. in cricket.
kangaroo biryani bro kangaroo biryani . Austraila team is knocked out by Team India once again in the bilateral series.
by typical Indian December 1, 2023
Get the kangaroo biryanimug. by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017
Get the Handy Kangaroomug.