A weird ass guy who annoys everyone he is around. His head is longer than a giraffe's neck. He has many nicknames, for example "vertical res", "Justin Beaver", and "barrel".
by thetingism8 November 2, 2020

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.
stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever
by thatruth34 January 1, 2008

(A play on the words Knee and Fingering.)
The act of useing ones knee to rub ones pussy for self pleasure.
The act of useing ones knee to rub ones pussy for self pleasure.
Jade: OMG!! last night instead of having sex with me, John started knee-gering me!!
Jill: Sounds like a personal problem.
Jade: -_______-
Jill: Sounds like a personal problem.
Jade: -_______-
by DLoDo November 29, 2011

A certain male or female individual who is very popular with the opposite sex and could have anyone he wanted.
by Toby Dye January 10, 2012

The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.
One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.
by Octavio Hermendez November 5, 2006

A common ailment associated with having too much Swag. Posting twitter photos with your mate telling the world what new 'kicks' you're rockin can be particular stressful on the knees. A particularly Swag hat will weigh down heavy on the knee caps.
Daniel Sturridge is so Swag that the Liverpool doctors can't cure his Swag Knees. He's out till next season
by EmileHesky January 20, 2015

If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!
Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.
by LMG123 November 26, 2010
