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Kiddie Meth

"Kiddie Meth" is a nickname for Ritalin or Concerata crushed or opened, then snorted, injected, or smoked, the chemical structures ressemblence to meth gives it a similar high.
Lego Yoda: Hmmmmm, Addicted to ritalin i am, snort it, i must.
John: Silly lego yoda, thats kiddie meth you be takin
by LegoYodaFan September 29, 2019
mugGet the Kiddie Methmug.

Kiddie Squisher

A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.

On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
mugGet the Kiddie Squishermug.

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table
Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?
by Earlcando September 14, 2013
mugGet the kiddy buzzermug.

Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids
Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler
mugGet the Kiddie fiddlermug.

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.
by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023
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Kiddy

A little kid who's a nerd and very queer
Riley is a little kiddy
by Thomas pannone July 21, 2022
mugGet the Kiddymug.

Script Kiddies

boot ass bitches living in their moms basement that hack computers by using copy and paste
FUCK MY COMPUTER GOT HACKED BY TWO FUCKING Script Kiddies
by TakoTheMemer November 12, 2023
mugGet the Script Kiddiesmug.

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