Junior swag

When you absolutely bomb something, mimicking the struggles of a junior in high school. Also known as failing miserably.

Turd: Hey how'd that chemistry test go today guys?

Cool Guy: Oh I aced that thing. Basically went Jesus mode.

Turd: How about you?

Junior: Good god I junior swagged out hard today.

Turd: Soooo, F, right?

Junior: Yeah. 23%. Junior swag!

by ToilaHoney March 14, 2012

My Juniors

An individual's semen.

When she knocked over the cup, all of my juniors i had been saving for the last 3 months fell out and spilled all over the carpet. It felt like getting a shitmunk to the face watching all my hard work go to waste.

by Fapster March 29, 2016

friday junior

Partying on a Thursday night instead of waiting for “Friday night” excuse to drink.

You are gona party on a Thursday night?? Umm, we don have a drinking problem, it’s Friday Junior!

by Rivardary February 9, 2018

Super Junior

Someone who went to college and dropped out their senior year to be a king pin

I wish I was as cool as that super junior

by Matt Bruno June 13, 2019

Super Junior

- A group of over-aged men (?) who sing and dance and try to act cool and cute. Having a sexist member, drunk-driver, flamboyant guy-kisser, and a number of rude members will make it more Super Junior-ish.

- The ability to fool stupid girls to set a low moral standard for them but a strict one for other groups (most likely, for girl groups).

Look at those old losers, there bunch is such a super junior, so sexist and drinks too much. Can't believe other girls will go for them.

I don't care if they insult fat girls, rude in special events, and drink and drive, those boys have super juniored me.

by anti sj February 28, 2010

Junior Mint

A failed attempt by Tootsie Roll to crossbreed the lowest quality of chocolate combined with the worst type of mint, that is now used as a medical grade diuretic used to induce vomiting and to repel people with real taste buds.

Daniel: "Aw man, I think someone slipped something in my drink! Cody: "Don't you worry, I have a 'Junior Mint.' It should help you throw it up and completely drain your body of all liquids and blood alike."

by Quiterighticus July 26, 2019

Junior JMO

Junior Jerk me off. Smaller than the average Jerk Me Off.

That guy Bob's son is a real Junior JMO, just like his JMO father.

by jmo76 June 1, 2009