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Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!
Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.
by The carls September 26, 2019
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Andre-Juan

Andre-Juan is both stunning and brave. They're so beautiful you can't even look at them without feeling ashamed. Andre-Juan is a force to be reckoned with and everyone wants to be with them while feeling inadequate that they can't ever be them. Andre-Juan will probably fuck your man, but it's for your own good, and you approve. You love Andre-Juan. We all love Andre-Juan. Everyone needs an Andre-Juan in their lives but not everyone deserves Juan. When Andre-Juan is done with you, they are DONE, and everyone knows you're Done then. Andre-Juan is kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking and definitely smarter than you. Andre-Juan is the Juan.
Bro, do you wanna fuck Andre-Juan? I wanna fuck Andre-Juan but I'm a SIMP
by Just a Heauxle November 23, 2021
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juan bobo

Do I look like some kind of Juan bobo to you?
by JoeeB September 24, 2020
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Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009
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molly-juan

Molly-Juan is the most trendy girl alive. She is in juanation which makes her 10000000000x better. She is married to Matt Daddario, and they have the hottest British child alive. She also loves reading weird books about death.
Molly-Juan has the best shimmy in the world. " wow is that Molly-Juan over there doing the shimmy?"
by Juanita/Juanation September 15, 2017
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anuder juan

"i love dj khaled" "yeah me too anuder juan"
by harrysaidso August 2, 2016
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Juan Pablo

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.
by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021
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