jetta

A fairly nice car that is unfortunately very popular with idiot wannabe tuners. Lots of Jetta owners will talk about nothing but how "superior German engineering" makes their car amazing and how much Civics suck, despite the fact that Jettas generally have the same amount of horsepower as Civics, if not less.

Jetta driver: "LOL MY 105HP JETTA WILL BEAT YOUR RICE ROCKET ANY DAY!!!!1"
Civic driver: "Dude, I drive a Civic for the gas mileage. I know my car's not a race car, which makes me smarter than you, apparently."

by Raeuaebu July 12, 2007

jetta

4 door vw that needs to die, the gayest car ever made, preferred by women and homosexuals, only availiable in automatic or dick shit, reverse gear is an optional upgrade, these cars are extremely popular in hillcrest and san fransisco.

omg look at that gay ass jetta, my skateboard goes faster than that trash

by mikeofawesometown June 15, 2009

Jetta

A VW the same size as a Golf (being built on the same chassis), slightly smaller than an A4 or a Passat (which share the same chassis as each other, but not as the Jetta), and, in fact, the same thing as an Audi TT (which has the same chassis as the Jetta).

A glorious hoax from VW to convince urban yuppies that German engineering r0x0rz. The fact is that, after owning one for some period of time, it is inevitable to come to the conclusion that the car is ghey, the engineering is ghey, and the company is ghey. I quit buying Ford products because they were ghey, but after owning a Jetta (brand new from the factory when I got it) for 40k miles, it is obviously a far more ghey car. Not to be confused with gay. Ghey. Say it with me now....ghey.

That ghey Jetta is the worst piece of crap I've ever spent money on.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

jett

Jett is the worst looking person on this planet. His dick is to tiny I needed a magnifying glass to see it. Jett is a nerd and all he dose is brave about his grades when they were so bad. I hate Jett will cry about anything. Jett is a fuking retard

bad person jett

by honest personal the world January 14, 2020

jetro

an animal that stole the shortest memory span title from baboons 20 seconds to 5 milliseconds

e.g katy u have such a jetro memory how could u forget so quickly

by kayItscloulds August 18, 2018

jetty

wild unpredictable

Last night's party was a maximum jetty

by Kathleen January 5, 2004

Jetta

VW automobile that is slightly smaller than a Passat, yet larger than a VW Golf. Like much of the VW line, the Jetta features excellent safety, a nice assortment of colors, and sturdy German engineering. unfortunately, that can't hide the fact that the Jetta is a girl's car and many guys are still driving them.

Gennady:On the road, I noticed that there are many Jetta's on the road.
Bob: yeah, so?
Gennady: Youre the only guy Ive ever seen driving one.

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003