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Jessica

Don't be a jessica
by e wghfberndsadv3ewhjdn erc August 20, 2016
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Jessica

One of those theater kids who moves to Hollywood to "make it big", but gets scammed out of all her money and is left cold and lonely in the alley wearing drapes she found in the trash.
Stephanie: Oh. My. God. Martha is like SUCH a Jessica right now like I can't even! *fans self with stack of hundred dollar bills*
by The HiveMind October 15, 2017
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Jessica

A dumb stupid bitch. That will never find love in her life. Most of the jesses will have autism and be dumb as fuck. They talk alot of shit but never act out on it. Most jesses are born with health issues which can lead to death which to be honest should really happen because she is a stupid fucking slag that will always get cheated on and will never get over being cheated on. Not only that but she will be racist to random strangers with different skin colour then her own. She is filthy rich though.
Jessica is a fucking retard
by Jesshater124 November 25, 2019
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A Jessica

To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
by Linguistually_yours January 18, 2021
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Jessica

Some slut who back stabs you and takes your man and is super rude
by Offbrandjello April 27, 2019
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Jessica

She is the most amazing beautiful person alive. At first she can be shy but she’s amazing whoever she loves is the luckiest person alive. Jessica is one of a kind and if you get her don’t lose her. She usually dresses in black but has an amazing sense of style and loves to cuddle. If you date a Jessica be grateful
Dude 1:Woah dude look he’s dating a Jessica

Dude 2:Woah he’s so lucky Jessica’s really pretty
by Hello I’m here March 14, 2020
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Jessica

If you know a Jessica don't hang around. Run away and don't look back, thy may always seem amazing at first but they will be pulling you in ready to do anything in their power to destroy you.
Jessica; Name
By: MagicSENSE
by MagicSENSE June 18, 2020
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