Jonathan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

Last weekend a Jonathan was spotted on a toilet

by Hero_DC March 12, 2019

Jonathan

quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs

dont be jonathan be carlos

by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018

Jonathan

Dumbass that's bad at cod

Your such a Jonathan

by Dumbass.com12345 January 7, 2017

Jonathan

The most evil, despicable person you will ever meet. He will pray on the socially and mentally weak and will use/manipulat them so he can feel like he’s in control.

Stay away from Jonathan!

by KKK hitler June 8, 2018

Jonathan

A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.

Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right

by JK_horse March 22, 2017

Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .

But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.

by Laurance1601 July 17, 2018

Jonathan

small gay dickhead no friends

that guy looks gay he must be a jonathan

by bob picklesson August 17, 2020