Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.

Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.

by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020

Jonathan

A dude that can do both. He can be weird but serious, even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face. He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But somehow with all that he's athletic and some what smart but acts stupid 24/7.a stupid hoe

Your a mysterious mofo is your name Jonathan?

by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017

Jonathan

The most evil, despicable person you will ever meet. He will pray on the socially and mentally weak and will use/manipulat them so he can feel like he’s in control.

Stay away from Jonathan!

by KKK hitler June 8, 2018

Jonathan

Dumbass that's bad at cod

Your such a Jonathan

by Dumbass.com12345 January 7, 2017

Jonathan

A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.

Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right

by JK_horse March 22, 2017

Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .

But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.

by Laurance1601 July 17, 2018

jonathan

One of the most awful people to have faced this earth

Brian: So yeah this guy threw spaghetti in my girlfriends face whilst at the restaurant.
Ken: Wow What a Jonathan that guy.

by Old_wise_man_69_420_xoxo October 8, 2018