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John

The boy i had sex with last night has a tiny john
by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020
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When someone says John, or is named John the out come is that they are just gay in the end
Girl 1: dude did you hear about john
Girl 2: I knowww I heard he was gay
by StinkyLipgloss April 4, 2020
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He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you

For gods sake stop posting these things
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
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Someone's name
"Hey John how are you"

"Good"

"Ok"
by Failed Austrian artist March 10, 2022
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John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch
Fuck you jhon
Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe
by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023
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A pencil neck young man who spends most of his days dwelling in a dim lit room where he smokes copius amounts of pot and angel dust with his girlfriend, he is a poor communicator and he doesnt go in sunlight, nor does he sleep any less than 16 hours a day
John is fried
by Narfwar March 8, 2016
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The most obnoxious boy ever. Often has brown hair, green eyes , and white.
You love him and you hate him at the same time. He drops hints that he likes you by staring all the time. He is smart but you probably don't know it. Physcopath. He is a total creepy weirdo. But you know you still like him. He will make you laugh all the time. He is a player. He might even be gay.....
* John stares at me all the time! *
*you like him*
*no i don't*
by Awesomeness 123 January 20, 2015
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