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stoddy job

A kind of job that would involve the participant only completing no more than 50 % of a given task
A "stoddy Job" would be a job that would never be completed in full.
this also would involve the participant suddenly flaking

out midway through a job and unable to finish
Some cases of a "Stoddy job" have been known for the participant completing as low as 2% of a job
most cases of a "stoddy job" that have been recorded is that the participant would have a defining feature

this feature would be that the participant has a ruthless pie head
Why is that guy with the ruthless pie head flaked out on the floor? hes done a "stoddy job"
by patty cakes 1 October 24, 2011
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Lurk Job

Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.
Wow, that's a lot of lurking kitties you got there. It's time for a lurk job!
by PC13 May 7, 2011
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Bad Job

A poop of any sort with a particularly strong, disgusting odor.
"Did you just have a bad job?"
by Spank Rebel September 2, 2018
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backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.
Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
by Aniraf March 16, 2014
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Scream Job

When one person screams at another person's penis
While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.
by SkaBrah May 23, 2015
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Homie Job

When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.
My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.
by gay is bad May 16, 2018
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Taffy Job

When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"
Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
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