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Jessica

One of those theater kids who moves to Hollywood to "make it big", but gets scammed out of all her money and is left cold and lonely in the alley wearing drapes she found in the trash.
Stephanie: Oh. My. God. Martha is like SUCH a Jessica right now like I can't even! *fans self with stack of hundred dollar bills*
by The HiveMind October 15, 2017
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Jessica

Has the biggest dick you have ever seen.
Seen that girl over there?
Yeah that’s Jessica
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Jessica

A dumb stupid bitch. That will never find love in her life. Most of the jesses will have autism and be dumb as fuck. They talk alot of shit but never act out on it. Most jesses are born with health issues which can lead to death which to be honest should really happen because she is a stupid fucking slag that will always get cheated on and will never get over being cheated on. Not only that but she will be racist to random strangers with different skin colour then her own. She is filthy rich though.
Jessica is a fucking retard
by Jesshater124 November 25, 2019
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Jessica

jessica is a bitch ass nigga
by chabboiloi September 26, 2018
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Jessica

Some slut who back stabs you and takes your man and is super rude
by Offbrandjello April 27, 2019
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A Jessica

To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
by Linguistually_yours January 18, 2021
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Jessica

someone who will leave you for no reason and take your dog
why did you leave jessica?
by joseycheeselol July 23, 2018
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