A rare cryptid lurking in the Midwest that's made of bones. A skeleton friend to all. Reminiscent of Mr. Tumnus from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", Jennings is a guide to lost souls. Can travel at superhuman speed.
A: I think I saw a skeleton in trenchcoat pass the library...
B: That wasn't a skeleton that was Jennings!
B: That wasn't a skeleton that was Jennings!
by Lindt20 April 26, 2019

An indestructable chain, made by the dwarfs from such things as the scream of a fish and the step of the fox to bind the Fenris wolf and prevent Ragnarök. Didn't work out.
Also the first name of especially handsome and intelligent people.
Also the first name of especially handsome and intelligent people.
That Jens over there looks good!
by jimslade November 25, 2021

When Voluenteering in Animal rescue and the transport coordinator last minute adds 14 dogs and while transport is in progress adds " just one more"...and another... And another.
by JulesBee November 22, 2020

A nice guy, taking car for everyone he knows and probably the most loyal friend you can have. He refuses using WhatsApp but tends using his smartphone when ever possible even when going for a poop.
He loves cats and building digital things. He is insanely talented, a practical person and handy with tools. However, he is usually lazy on all things he does not burn for - especially when paper work is related to it. If you have a Jens around, keep him. He will make you smile every time.
He loves cats and building digital things. He is insanely talented, a practical person and handy with tools. However, he is usually lazy on all things he does not burn for - especially when paper work is related to it. If you have a Jens around, keep him. He will make you smile every time.
by Princess Susie January 21, 2022

by Sheepish mofucka September 19, 2020

by softsquirrels June 15, 2021

A person who is usually black haired and wears glasses. Fat ass havin guy. Belly dancing queen aswell. Can drown u in his armpit sweat. Fat cock haver
Person1: Jo i hate Jens and his armpit sweat.
Person2: Oh u better stop oh u better not
(slaps person1 to the abyss)
Person2: Oh u better stop oh u better not
(slaps person1 to the abyss)
by KlondikeMonday November 22, 2021
