captain jack aubrey

Protagonist from Patrick O'Brians nautically themed series of books based on the exploits of Jack Aubrey and his dearest friend Stephen Maurturin. The series of books takes place during the Napoleonic Wars with France.

Captain Jack Aubrey could kick the shit out of Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow.

by Cloud Stoke Phillips May 6, 2011

jack sparrow

the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum

I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

by Pirate Kate "Sparrow" October 3, 2003

Jackie Chu

Asian who has eyes so slant he cant see shit. Very Asian. Best teacher. Great at math. Funny af.

Jackie Chu : Herro
John: Do you mean hello?
Jackie Chu : correct me one mo ffuucckking time i eat yo doggy.

by ThatOneFunnyDude December 20, 2018

Jack Stain

The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff.

Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.

Nice Jack Stain man.

WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.

by JerkSquirt July 10, 2009

Jack Juice

Personal lubricant available at any drugstore. Various brand names exist as well as various formulas. From water based to complex lubricating combinations. Used to assist in making intercourse and anal sex more comfortable and pleasurable and also used with sex toys to make penetration easy and enjoyable. Highly recommended to have around because you never know when you'll need it.

Dominique was feeling exceptionally horny and wanted to spice things up a bit. She pulled her moist panties off and climbed up on the couch. In a demanding tone she said she wanted me to be her Bung Licker. Naturally I complied. After giving her balloon knot a thorough cleansing, she orgasmed and flipped around and was the best Bag Lapper I ever had. I was close to busting a nut so I stopped her and grabbed my Jack Juice. Lubed my cock up and her Gumhole real good, laid her on her back and ended the evening in triumph as her Anal Intruder. She dug her fingernails deep in my back, legs wrapped tightly around my waist as I pumped my ejaculate deep in her colon.

by The King Cornholer April 12, 2008

Jack Mode

To go into a stealing frenzy. From the word jack (as in to steal). Literally "stealing mode". Often yelled as one steals something in a very obvious manner.

See jack

"Jack Mode!" *runs off with object*

by n00bdragon December 7, 2004

Jacinth

A rare name at that. Sometimes used when pairing triplets.
(i.e. Jacinth, Jade, Jasper) Which are all fine jems or stones.
In the naming of Jacinth is usually depicts a very beautiful woman.

Hey, that chick is hot.... but not as hot as Jacinth!

by derrick Jagerson March 12, 2010