Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.
If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.
by Josh Voorhees May 27, 2008
1. Possibility of granting peace to people on earth.
2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.
2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.
by TURKOGLU May 10, 2003
Maybe if we all didn't try to blindly follow a religion, there wouldn't be so many wars and people dying for no reason.
by antireligiouszombies June 15, 2010
Complete and utter bullshit.
by dogking439 October 05, 2018
A very severe mental disease that makes sufferers believe in fairy tales that are thousands of years old
Why does she believe in dragons and people that live in the clouds? What's wrong with her?
She's religious (believes in religion)
She's religious (believes in religion)
by Ethan Brooks April 22, 2016
Religion is nothing more then spiritualism laced with fear to keep us domesticated like cattle so were easier to maintain
Religion
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
by beamish July 19, 2013
Worse than the government. Religion is an unnecessary organization of people with a unanimous belief on a fictional celestial being living in the sky. It is an organization disguised to conduct moral standard but in reality, it is a money grubbing, mind controlling bastards who can't understand science.
"Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin
Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people
Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people
Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
by oldemberg April 29, 2014