innit

isn't it, ok (Slang of Hackney London)

I'm on the bus, just finished job, innit

by Stellios October 29, 2005

innittwt

innittwt is the twitter stan group that simps for tommyinnit, a tall loud british minecraft youtuber and twitch streamer. many joke about being an inniter, but there is actually quite a lot of people who genuinely like tommy.

“are your actually apart of innittwt?”

“yeah what about it.”

“weird champ.”

by smellypissbaby July 26, 2020

intuit

Verb transitive. To guess but with greater confidence and less foundation. To speculate omnisciently. Obviously reverse-derived from the adjective "intuitive".

My wife has intuited the second wave of UFOs in lock step with the tides.

by slickwilly March 7, 2005

Self invitation

"Self Invitation" is a word commonly used in the act of going to a friend's or relative's house without they're invitation.

Wife: "Why is he over here again I told you not to invite him over"

Husband: "I didn't, he used 'self invitation'

by Ewern the notme August 28, 2010

Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

innit

This word originates in "Chutney" or "Hinglish", a hybrid of English and words local to the region of India/Pakistan. It found its way into white street slang, and thus its association with "chavs" was born.

It is not linked to lack of education or "chavness", being perfectly acceptable to say in any company.

It is used in several ways:
1. As a further contraction of "isn't it". To show that the prior statement contained an element to which the listener is expected to agree, or disagree with.
2. As an expression of agreement.
3. To merely emphasize whatever came before it.

1. -It's raining outside, innit?

-These chav-bashers are cunts, innit?

2. -Innit! In fact, it's pissing it down.

- Innit! It must stem from some sense of inadequacy.

3. - Don't smoke that! There's kids here, innit!

by Jinny the Squinny February 27, 2005

innit

British slang. Question inflexion that can be added to the end of almost any sentence, prompting the listener to give an ackowlegement. Originally began as a contraction of the phrase "isn't it" (its self a contaction of "is it not") but now used in place of a huge variety of phrases, such as "don't you agree?" or "don't you think?" etc.

Can also be used to agree with a statement made by another, therefor representing the posivite of "isn't it" ("isn't it though!" etc.).

Popularised amongst the British Asian community, due to the highly multicultural nature of modern Britian, the term has quickly become almost toally universal in all generations born in the UK during the last thirty years.

"That's like, the fifth time you seen that film innit?"

Person 1: "Damn, Americans are so dumb!"
Person 2: "Yeah innit"

"British Asian girls are so fine, innit?"

by Yixian December 28, 2005