Second Wind

Previous to the act of masturbation and the primary finish, it is when the penis exerts tiny amounts semen from the penis after a first clean-up has already been made. Usually resulting in minor to major inconvenience for the individual who participated in masturbating.
Paul just finished all over himself after masturbating and cleaned up. He sat down and a few minutes went by when he looked down his pants to find there was some left over semen coming from the tip of his penis. He then ran to the bathroom to go and clean up his second wind.
by The Crawling King Snake January 04, 2014
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wind jammer

A bloke who pops his cock up your arse so you can,t fart
don,t drop your soap in front of him..he,s a wind jammer
by taquin bleent June 09, 2005
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fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.
If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!
by Lucas_JWF January 12, 2009
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brain wind

Air head,something missing.
When someone goes into a trance
Hey Ste!youve got a bit of brain wind going on!
by 5pudy November 28, 2017
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in da wind

Leaving, exiting, stopping, quitting something, leaving from somewhere, finished with something
Aight man, talk to you later. I'm in da wind.
by musicisme May 20, 2003
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mystery wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
Christ it's hot outside; that mystery wind really does hit the spot.
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ohmigosh winds

loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"
"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"

or...

"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"
by Generica McPlainwrap March 21, 2008
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