Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.
I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.
by n-isfor-knowledge November 23, 2009
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Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.
I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence
by Gunt chuck December 04, 2017
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paint the pickle

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.
Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.
by sunshineyy June 30, 2008
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lady paint

My friend Andrew said this is what he calls his jizz when he blows it on random women.
"I banged this girl last night and I gave her the lady paint all over her tits."
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Paint Brush

(verb)
The term used to describe the action of brushing ones cock up and down against the outside of a womans vagina. Often used in conjuction with the "Tip Game" in which the head of the cock is dipped slightly into the vagina. i.e. Brush, Brush, Dip in for more paint,Brush ,Brush.
Call me Pablo Picasso because I'm here to Paint Brush
by Diddypop/Daddy May 01, 2008
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Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.
Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
by Fistinator October 12, 2010
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base
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Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey March 01, 2019
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