Ian

A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.

guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!

by Mason Henderson September 24, 2018

Ian

Ian that has a green eye colour and chestnut hair he loves to drink an energy drinks he is hard and he is cool code for a hot guy he is sexy af if he finds a girl that he likes he will fall in love with her forever he is a good father when he was younger he wanted a house and live with his friends usally his best friend is will and sam

Omg it's Ian he is peng

by Wastemans team June 21, 2017

Ian

A complete asshole and utter douchebag. Has commitment issues and can be manipulated and controlled easily, usually by witches.

Ian has commitment issues

by An angry ex April 20, 2019

Ian

A strange kid who is in love with a beautiful girl named Ava who is way out of his league but he still desperately tries to get her 2 love him back!!!! And who also has a bad haircut and styles his hair to look like a mop.

Jen-do u she that kids hair over there he must be a Ian

Bob -yeah ur right I think he is

by Lilly_B22 July 3, 2017

ian

A dumb short kid that has no friends.

Man that ian is so lonely.

by IWIKETACOS November 28, 2016

ian

fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.

did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything

by jackson hilimiphilabobilack June 13, 2010

Ian

Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.

After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.

by bigddyjxn July 3, 2014