Ian

Synonym for retarded fucking dumbass
Has a 1 inch pincher
Has a strong cent of pennies

Autistic kid walks by*
Everyone: IAN

by Everyone in PLHS June 6, 2019

Ian

Middle aged male, mansplainer, anti-vaxxer, climate change denier, flat earther, thinks COVID is a hoax, keyboard warrior, internet troll. Ian thinks he knows more than all the Drs. Professors, Scientists, Researchers, people that have spent years of their lives studying these topics, the government agencies that spend billions of dollars in research by trained Scientist, just because he’s googled a few things.

Stop being a typical Ian, thinking you know everything

by Disco007 August 18, 2020

Ian

Not dope

Ian is not dope

by Theladyinchanel June 13, 2018

Ian

A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.

guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!

by Mason Henderson September 24, 2018

ian

A dumb short kid that has no friends.

Man that ian is so lonely.

by IWIKETACOS November 28, 2016

ian

fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.

did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything

by jackson hilimiphilabobilack June 13, 2010

Ian

Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.

After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.

by bigddyjxn July 3, 2014