Ian

A strange kid who is in love with a beautiful girl named Ava who is way out of his league but he still desperately tries to get her 2 love him back!!!! And who also has a bad haircut and styles his hair to look like a mop.

Jen-do u she that kids hair over there he must be a Ian

Bob -yeah ur right I think he is

by Lilly_B22 July 3, 2017

Ian

Ian tends to be kind of loud and short tempered as well as short. They are in love with the game of basketball, but can not play well due to height. They usually say bad words and want to fight, but they would never hurt a snail. As well as they are very loud

“Stop being such an Ian in study hall”

by Galaxy Complex May 12, 2018

Ian

Ultimate white man. Uses phrases such as; I came refreshingly, that was phenomenal and I feel like a million bucks. Enjoys watches, doing taxes and golf.

Ian enjoys doing tax returns whilst watching golf.

by T0nka March 6, 2017

Ian

Middle aged male, mansplainer, anti-vaxxer, climate change denier, flat earther, thinks COVID is a hoax, keyboard warrior, internet troll. Ian thinks he knows more than all the Drs. Professors, Scientists, Researchers, people that have spent years of their lives studying these topics, the government agencies that spend billions of dollars in research by trained Scientist, just because he’s googled a few things.

Stop being a typical Ian, thinking you know everything

by Disco007 August 18, 2020

ian

A dumb short kid that has no friends.

Man that ian is so lonely.

by IWIKETACOS November 28, 2016

ian

fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.

did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything

by jackson hilimiphilabobilack June 13, 2010

Ian

Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.

After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.

by bigddyjxn July 3, 2014