I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick February 09, 2012

kill me now i have so much homework

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress

"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day

by John Titor/Barrel December 01, 2017

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

by Spiderman:no way home December 21, 2021

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

TF2 soldier meme lol
soldier says this line from the youtube video "expiration date"
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bread
soldier gaming
also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
:)

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

by whatisamonika March 27, 2022

I wanna have boobies

The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"

When in fact the correct lyrics are...

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"

I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.

by flat chested June 30, 2008

I dont have to imagine

Used to defeat any of those terrible imagine not doing (blank) or imagine being a (thing that u are like weeb or furry)
and if you use it you will win any arguement.
you have to stay strong with what your opinion is like if someone says imagine hating (insert content creator)
use that and you will win you will be so powerful!

Kpop stan: imagine hating kpop 🙄🙄🙄💅 couldnt be me smh
You:i dont have to imagine lmaooo.
After a while, NamJoon4life has not been responding to ur comeback. which means you won and you ratio'd her. congrats you absolute chad.😃👍

by Lolorator360 November 13, 2021

I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

by OK-KB January 07, 2012