The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
by Whiffo July 20, 2025

A hypocrite is an organism which points out something that it assumes doesn’t go with what is correct, yet has done such an action in the past which was of the same reason he hated the other organism for doing so
“Isaiah is a damn, blatant hypocrite, I mean, he liked his own posts, but points out someone who likes their posts? What a hypocrite
by TheC00lBlue July 1, 2018

Hypocrite: Man why do people even like -Random Thing- it’s so dumb I don’t like it so it’s awful
Guy 1: idk I just don’t like -other random thing- it just wasn’t very good and -
Hypocrite : bruh tf is wrong with you why can’t you just let people enjoy stuff smh my head
Guy 1: idk I just don’t like -other random thing- it just wasn’t very good and -
Hypocrite : bruh tf is wrong with you why can’t you just let people enjoy stuff smh my head
by Dinosaur’s May 17, 2020

Mitch McConnell’s decisions on Supreme Court justice confirmations during election years, he’s such a hypocrite.
by Stotheevo September 18, 2020

example: donivan is a hypocrite because he said he didn’t like people flexing money on social media, the next day he states “i’m going to flex my money on social media” he says one thing then do another. that’s what you call a hypocrite
by hypocrite donivan May 29, 2022

Pim ate half the edible and so did Khil. Khil got so fucked up, he called Pim a druggie for having a tolerance. Khil is a hypocrite
by Pim January 22, 2022
