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husband head

Slang for being in that “husband” state of mind where you are thinking and acting just like a husband, especially as it pertains to being emotionally disengaged or verbally unresponsive.
Oh well, I have a very bad case of spousehearing right now, I am the total poster boy for husband head!
by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2024
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gojos husband

a person who is married to gojo satoru
and usually lives in a small one story white house with a grey shingled roof with satoru gojo figurines
'this guy is totally gojos husband' said the teacher
by krunkatr0nic November 25, 2023
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Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023
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Husband

To retrieve or act upon said requests from a wife
I told my husband, please pick up some Milk from the store!
by Jax1922 December 28, 2022
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Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple
matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘
by flairswrld January 2, 2023
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husband

A delivery driver who will dick you down and make you pasta.
“My food was exceptionally on time earlier when my husband came to my work after I requested lunchies.”
by Spinny Louise July 24, 2023
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Husband

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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