hockey puck 

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.

i dip 1 hockey puck a day.

hockey puck by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Hockey the box

An Irish slag term for the desire to fuck someone. But a really bad sort of angry, dirty violent sort of shag.

Girl 1 - 'Oh I'd hockey the box of him!'

Girl 2 - 'Oh shit yeah, me too! I would fuck his shit up, big

style!'

Hockey the box by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009

hockey jesus 

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

hockey jesus by fg8338 April 16, 2008

Hockey scum

Hockey scum mostly populate private high schools where they are recruited to and glorified by the institution. They are easily identified by the accumalation of "flow" they rock, and their distinct swagger of walking like the have one of their very own hockey sticks rammed up their ass. In the Northeast many of the sport Boston accents despite the fact that they live no where near the city. They're known for thinking they are tough shit. Besides playing hockey their intrests are packing lips, getting blowjobs, and spreading herpes.

Carly: "Number 23 has great flow."
Amanda: "Yeah but i hear he hooked up with Christine and now she has a cold sore"
Carly: "Oh... i hooked up with him last night"
Amanda: "yeah that's hockey scum for ya"

Hockey scum by lawrenceprez August 10, 2010

hockey nigger 

Anyone fairing from Canada.

Stay off of Lake Ontario.. Full of hockey niggers.

hockey nigger by Emerex January 27, 2007

hockey fuck

(n., v.) A sex act which involves a blowjob, any type of shirt and a window. The hockey fuck is an extension of the face-fuck that begins like any other face-fuck, but in the midst of it, the girls shirt is pulled up over her head, and when ejaculation is complete, smash that bitches head through a window.

Scott: Wtf are all those scars on Émilie's face?
Brad: Chris Hockey Fucked her 3 months ago.
Scott: Damn, he kinda ruined her huh?

hockey fuck by ayemcee December 13, 2007

hockey puck 

A black girl that likes to get slap from white men

I seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again

hockey puck by J.E.WfromI.F.C September 12, 2006