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High Bunch of Five

The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.
A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"

Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.
by IAmRubytuesday February 18, 2009
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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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High Fivery

noun, pural -er -ies

1. Excessively positive actions or situations.
2. Ironically used to describe something unenjoyable.
(ex 1.) When we punched that guy in the face there was much high fivery to be had.

(ex 2.) Working late last night led to high fivery of the ninth power. Where's my beer?
by DK Lounge June 29, 2009
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High Fives All Around

An action that takes place after something amazing or unexpected happens that benefits you. See mise, the river.
Steve did high fives all around when he mised a full house on the river.
by Draeger November 14, 2003
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Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!
I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!
by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009
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high fivesome

When a group of five people try to high-five each other t he same time repeatedly.
Dude! Becky got slapped in a high fivesome
by Cuddly Angel June 28, 2015
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High Fiver

When a poop is so long it stands up on the bottom of the bowl and slaps you in the back of the balls as if to say "Turd out! Later bro!"
After four days I finally pooped. It was a High Fiver.
by Joshua Jerome Sal July 10, 2019
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