Hearding

To defecate on your significant other's side of the bed after a heated argument.

Amber was hearding on Johnny's side of the bed when he left.

by Mluttrell84 May 28, 2022

The Heard witch hunt.

The 2022 a witch hunt occurred against viral social media actress AmberHeard, this ironic slander included the likes of: popular YouTubers, anti-heard merch, uninformed memes, and misogynistic men looking for clout.

And dispite the overwhelming amount of evidence against Depp, his case being lost in the UK and the sun's article exposing him and the many evidence of bots from Depp, by the CEO of bot sentinel (which is not biased don't believe conservatives) the jury, which included fans of Depp, voted against heard, which was evidence enough they were biased.

The Heard witch hunt.

by Anonymus_ June 8, 2022

take a heard

To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.

I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.

by Zombiesanatomy October 7, 2022

Amber Heard

The act of taking a shit so tremendous, either in the toilet or on a bed, that you don't need to poop for at least a day.

The milk only made me need to Amber Heard even harder.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

Heard/hearding

Heard/hearding

Noun & adjective

To poop. Or already going poop

"Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."

"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"

"I headed the bed last night"

Heard/hearding

by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Amber Heard

Someone who is manipulative, evil, and a gold digger

She is such an manipulative, and evil witch, what an Amber Heard

by Stace1972 October 19, 2023