Heard

A piece of poop in a place that is not appropriate.

Dude, I came home, and there was a massive heard in my bed.

by BenPaul April 29, 2022

Heard

Yeah, you hear whatever the fuck you want to hear, don't you?

Hym "You know what I heard? I heard 'I want to be insulted.' You hear it? That's what she said."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

Heard

An expression to acknowledge something that is a response to a situation that could be trivial semi serious.

Co-worker: “That ladder is unstable.”
Me: “Heard”

Friend: “Were leaving in 5!”
Me: Heard

Someone: “Can you check on the cookies?”
Me: “Heard.”

Salesclerk: “You’re total is _____.”

Me: “Heard.”

by 815Merma518 August 08, 2021

After-heard

The act of replaying a short sentence from short term memory after missing the sentence when it was originally spoken.

What'd you say. Oh nevermind. I after-heard you.

by Sony freek June 07, 2018

Ambro Heard

A male version of Amber Heard

I dumped my boyfriend when he pooped in my bed, I realized he was an Ambro Heard

by trixiekitten July 14, 2022

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

heard it before

the prefect comeback to a statement to spark a further conversation, mainly used by millennials

Seth "Did you know I can bench double my weight"?

Daniel "heard it before"

by Jones_Liam November 19, 2018