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Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
by LakotaNative September 22, 2023
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I heard something else

I heard something else is pretty much what you think you heard, but it’s dirty.
“I need to get that dirt off,” John stated as he itched his leg,
I heard something else,” Damian replied in a smug manner.
by Zombie-Creeper6 November 9, 2020
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No way to be heard

No one understands what I say. What is the point.

Everyone is confused. The world is dying
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
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Ambro Heard

I dumped my boyfriend when he pooped in my bed, I realized he was an Ambro Heard
by trixiekitten July 14, 2022
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Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)
Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*
by PartisanZ July 21, 2022
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Hearded

Taking inspiration from Amber Heard’s activities against Johnny Depp, if one “hearded” someone, it is To take a dump on their bed sheets.
My ex was constantly nagging me about almost anything, so I hearded her and packed my bags.
by Kryptos4u July 29, 2022
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Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge
"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"
by Quag Norris June 7, 2022
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