Asshat hacker

Gets paid nothing to hack people unsuccessfully, using other peoples exploits and methods. AKA script kiddie, skiddie, nobhead, twat, penis. See also, whitehat hacker, blackhat hacker.

That script kiddie isn't blackhat hacker, he's an asshat hacker.

by Doringo September 21, 2005

Relationship Hack

The act of hacking into one's relationship for personal benefit. Usually caused by the hacker falling in love with a member of the relationship, thus resulting in a hack. The hacker would devote entire life and is willing to sacrifice anything to fuck up the relationship. They will first try to get victims alone so that their partner has no influence. Those are some early symptoms. Depending on the specific strength of the relationship, it may be destroyed.
Another reason a relationship would be hacked is the fact that the hacker was once or is currently friends with a member of the relationship and feels like they are losing attention. Usually, the hacker in this case would remind the victim of "old times" or "good times" before their relationship had started, in a desperate attempt to actually pull the victim from his or her lover.

This is a common issue that must be handled with care. Ignore the stupid, do whats right.

Hacker: remember this summer. before you were with (bf/gf name), we could do ___! sucks now that ur with him/her.
Victim 1: oh ya....that sucks those were good times.
Hacker: then get out. be single. its better..like old times

Relationship Hack in action^



Hacker: hey wanna hang out!. oh yea never mind you're probably with (bf/gf name)
Victim 2: ((oh shit. my friend doesnt like me anymore? screw my 50th anniversary date. it can happen some other time))

by Marty jackson the fifth March 4, 2009

Hack

Clever work-around

If you don't have a double A battery, one hack is to get a AAA battery and some aluminum foil.

by BushObama July 3, 2015

Purple Hat Hacker

A "Purple Hat Hacker" is a Hacker that Defends the Internet against Pedophiles.

Pedophile: Hey, Can I see pictures of you?
Child victim: Sure
Purple Hat Hacker: "Pedophile, I already have your information and have filed a report on you"

by Miss Blue April 23, 2018

hackers

1. (Traditional Defination) A hacker is one who is able to aptly code, or wire hardware without the need for a manual, instruction book or other documentation.

2. (Modern Defination) A hacker is also one who is skilled in the art of obtaining access to a computer to which is defened by a security program.

3. (Modern Defination) A hacker can also be considered someone who uses of an assistive device in some online games. See: wall hacks aimbot myg0t cheaters

1. I want you to hack that new program as fast as you can, we have to meet our release date.

2. Damn hackers, wiped out the database.

3. "Damn OGC Newb. Get some skill."

by Teegtahn June 24, 2006

hackers on steroids

A phrase for making fun of someone or something that is not as important, dangerous or cool as it seems.

Those dangerous internet hackers . . . they can blow up vans, make you get dogs and curtains, and make your girlfriend think you're gay. Stupid hackers on steroids.

by David Escalante October 31, 2007

HackeZ

A skilled programmer who resides on battle.net. The Founder of hR. One who is very rude and shit talks pointlessly while maintaining a very high skill at the coding languages he maintains.

He was HackeZ an bafoon.

by TheBnutter August 6, 2008