Bloody Helen Keller

When you're fisting a woman on her period, while doing sign language with the inserted hand.

If you're dating a blind girl (having her period) and she wants you to talk dirty to her while fisting her, the only way to do this is by the Bloody Helen Keller.

by Ace Feely January 24, 2007

Mount Saint Helens

A sex act in which a male pours pop rocks into a female's anus, pours in some cola, and has anal sex with her without a condom.

I gave a girl a Mount Saint Helens last night. It was great until it erupted everywhere.

by evilempire August 16, 2010

helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

by iceman marcus November 30, 2009

Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

by chazzzzzz December 27, 2006

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 08, 2006

Your Helen Keller

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.

Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 02, 2008

Mount St. Helen

when you blow out your O ring when taking a huge shit

Bill was taken to the hosptial after suffering a mount st helen

by G-Funk July 17, 2003