Hanging Up the High Heels

When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.

1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.

by High heels November 11, 2018

Heelie

When the gentleman proceeds to rub the cooch and or vagina to make her wilderbeast sounds start to emit,

Ex: Laura loves when I heelie that coochy. Maybe she'll squirt like that ashquita chick

by Coochmaster98 June 18, 2017

heels

A major instrument of feminization, used by the slutboy to practice his walkings properly for his adored mistress

Let me hit my heels on the floor and slink my little ass for you

by Ysengrim January 3, 2004

Heelist

One who refuses to consume the heel (first and last slices) of a loaf of bread. This is due to the ignorant idea that the heel of the bread is inedible and is bereft of good taste.

Jimmy: Sally, do we have another loaf of bread?
Sally: Why?
Jimmy: Cause I just finished the last loaf.
Sally: No you didn't. There's the first and last pieces left.
Jimmy: Oh, I don't like those.
Sally: You heelist!

by Bread Equality October 29, 2011

1980's Vintage Heels

The Gayest Shoes Purchasable To Date.

Wow Paul Are Those 1980's Vintage Heels? Oh I See, You're On Your Way To The Gay Bar.

by Evan The Man March 25, 2008

Heels

The art of getting incredibly plastered with out throwing up.

Alex: "Samantha had a little too much to drink tonight"

Brandon: "yeah man she legit was heels"

Evan: "ROASTED"

by SamanthaJo1 February 9, 2012

heeliemo

An annoying kid aged 9-14 who skates on heelies in crowded public places and generally bumping into people on purpose and pissing them off eg. garden centres, P.E lessons, shopping centres, crowded highstreet, supermarkets, hospital corridors(yes they even go that far!)

Hey that heeliemo just knocked over an old lady

by mightybooshie October 13, 2007