californian hamburger

when a guy puts raw meat into the vagina of a woman with a fupa and the friction cooks the meat. then when he pulls out (you have to use the withdrawal method for this) he holds the buns to his cock and puts the ''mayonnaise'' (jizz) onto the bun. feed it to somebody.

my californian hamburger was well-done so i gave it to my brother

by woahtheretigerwoah3 November 11, 2009

obama hamburger sussy balls

a part of the lyrics once sang by the great kanye east.

Obama hamburger sussy balls
Lil Mosey is white, sussy balls
EDP445, balls, I like thirteen

by papa sherwin March 10, 2022

Like a hotdog at a hamburger party

When someone sticks out like a sore thumb.

EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

Hamburger Helper

An awful meat substitute.

Hamburger helper is as shitty as Spam as a meat substitute.

by Adam RD November 29, 2006

You did what to a hamburger?

Phrase used to respond with when you didn't quite hear all of a question posed to you.

Person 1: Did you hear <<something unintelligible>>?

Person 2: You did what to a hamburger?

by Schmee! November 18, 2011

Ghetto Hamburger Helper

Regular Hamburger Helper prepared WITHOUT ground beef.

Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."

by 40ozChris June 26, 2012

fuzzy hamburger eater

a big time lezbo that also eats carpet for a living.

"hey carol nezdill why do you have all of those bananas in the freezer, you must be a fuzzy hamburger eater."

by bigmoedorito November 6, 2009