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Grated

When during the act of a blowjob the teeth act upon the phallus in a way similar to that of a cheese grater.
man, lindsay really grated the crap out of me, but when I asked her to use less teeth, she stormed out..
by THEGRATEONE March 28, 2011
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guatemala

A top-secret code name for a little fat kid spotted out in public, so as to not draw attention to the fact that you're commenting on the obesity of a child. Can be abbreviated to "guat".
Look over there, we've got a guatemala at 4 o'clock near the Doritos!

I love the way that guatemala dances in that funny YouTube video!
by pinkgold March 6, 2016
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Guatemala

i've been there a bunch of times. dont u mean that 8 quetzal is like one dollar...
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by -yeahw/e November 18, 2004
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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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Guatemalan street walker

One big fat stupid, dune coon, with a phd in licking the gum off peoples crawdads.
2. A hooker of the guatemalan decent/religion
Paul Klein is a gouch licking guatemalan street walker , con una phd en lickarseing the genetalia.
by bob mc joe April 12, 2008
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Guatemala

A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.
"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."

"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
by aquanetta jones August 1, 2009
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grated cheese

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.
Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.
by Sean-Ders August 19, 2013
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