Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

guido snow

a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.

"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"

by nutfreely June 5, 2018

Guido

Any South Philly kid named Santino. AKA Sanguido.

Dude, your such a guido. I bet you like Clvscw's.

Hey look it's Sanguido.

by Clvscw March 7, 2009

Guido

Shaggy

Guido: *teleports behind you* ~ Shaggy

by Not Sgt Major October 16, 2019

Guido

The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:

Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.

by JeongukAnti October 11, 2020

Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.

Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!

by TheSituationn January 19, 2019