Phet grinder

A grinder for your phet.

Mate, where's the phet grinder?

by China Tim December 9, 2016

Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017

meat grinder pussy

a vagina that is extremely tight, usually hurting ones dick.

Bob: did you fuck yet
Me: yeah, she had a meat grinder pussy so my dick hurts a lil
Bob: damn.

by gothuzi May 18, 2018

Weenie Grincle

Weenie Grincle is an almost-member of the animated group, BT21. He was set to join the rest but his activities stopped due to a controversy (violence towards Supreme Boi). Once told the news, Weenie wore a shocked expression, which he has had for the past 5 years. He is kinned by many and is a pillar of the community.

'Did you hear about Weenie Grincle?'
'No, who's Weenie Grincle.'
'That's Isa's alter ego.. he's not to be messed with.'
'SHIT'

by soopzi May 9, 2022

Ryan Grindlay

A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".

-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"

-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"

by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk August 18, 2022

up in his grundle

A phrase describing being so close to someone that it is akin to being on a man's grundle

Person A: James was so close to Nick that he could feel his breathe.

Person B: Yeah, James was up in his grundle.

by Juno992 April 4, 2010

Pancakes on the griddle

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures

All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015