greased up and creased up

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.

I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.

by Dashing D6 November 30, 2011

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself

Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel

by aonerockz September 18, 2018

Greasier than a flam-flam

The act of keeping your parters puss wet

Last night I kept her greasier than a flam-flam

by Jshdja November 12, 2018

Grease Trumpet

When the ass is expelling some of the loudest, wettest sounding flatulence known to man.

Man I’m playing the grease trumpet today. I may have to go wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Grease Daddy

A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.

Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!

by omrizhaki January 26, 2019

Grease Neck

Someone with no life. They prefer online interactions with females than talking in person. Can be found playing online multiplayer games, trying extremely hard to make up for the fact that the E Thot they sent $300 to won't date them.

Grease Neck: "Ok dude, so what if Alinity won't let me be her boyfriend and rub ber feet. At least I went 46 and 2 running the M4 and 725 shotgun on piccadilly"

Normal human: "Ok grease neck"

by SweggingBeats December 18, 2019