squritin' granny

A woman of 65+ that has so much cum in her is squirts out. Often looks like a whitewater fountain.

Yo dog, I just had sex with this old chick and I cummed so much, she became a squritin' granny.

by Chilledcupcake August 27, 2016

Granny BigNipple

An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples

Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011

granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style

That outfit is granny spraklin.

by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015

Grannying out

Grannying out, means having a nervous or paranoid psychedelic experience.

- this man is really grannying out on this acid.

- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.

by JvE2803 February 3, 2021

granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years

That old lady has a granny clot

by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017

Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011