The Last Gooner

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.

“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.

by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025

Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".

The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.

by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025

The gill gooney sex move

When you see a commuinst neck beard and decide to have anal sex with them

I went to a furry convention so I had to pull out the gill gooney sex move

by Gelo11109 January 31, 2026

Animal Jam E-gooner

A default wolf that goons off to random unemployed female jammer's OC from a game called animal jam.

Herbiebirdie: YO! Did you just see that default wolf goon to that chopped looking OC?
Default tiger: OMG I JUST DID
Herbiebirdie: OMG NOW HE'S E-GOONING TO YOUR DEFAULT ANIMAL
Default tiger: *FARTS*

That Animal Jam E-gooner goons too much.

by Herbiebirdie February 7, 2026

Tax Evasion Gooner

Someone who goons to the concept of Tax Evasion and It’s Fanart

“Jimmy D Over There He Is Such a Tax Evasion Gooner!”

by AMOGUS Gooner April 1, 2026

chino moreno gooner

a person who goons to the frontman of deftones, chino moreno.

yea d1gtqlbath from tiktok is a chino moreno gooner!

by umirayu June 23, 2025

Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

The act of gooning on your friends couches

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025