Goomba

Goomba - Psilocybin mushrooms, also referred to as “magic mushrooms” are usually taken for spiritual purposes and to treat mental illness such as bipolar depression. The word entheogen, meaning ("the god within"), the mushrooms are revered as powerful spiritual sacraments that provide access to sacred worlds.

Homie 1: “Aye man, how’s da goomba hittin”.

Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.

by Rat420 March 8, 2021

goomba

(noun) A species of brown, mushroom-like animals with two feet, an abdomen, and a head with sharp teeth.

“I keep dying to these goombas!”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

goomba

a human being or god that is associated with Rasgornia.

I am goomba.

by rasgornian July 23, 2021

Goomba

A slang term for a weak underling or minion, originating from the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

Go send a couple goombas to take care of it.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Goombah moment

When your Italian friend says some dumb ass shit.

(Can be used on none Italians as a comparison as well)

Ex:

Tony: Hey if the world is round, then how come our maps are flat?

That is a goombah moment.

by That big WOP August 16, 2021

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

Goolaush

(Pronounced sounds like: Goo-Lodge but more French. Like bon voyage)
The mixture of various paints joined to make one ugly color.

Guy 1: hey boss what do you want me to do with the cans of left-over paint?
Boss: make a Goolaush and store it in the garage.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021