Sam Gooderham

Usually a nice guy that everyone gets on with you can trust with anything. Always there for friends and has good looking family as well. For example a good looking sister

That guy seems pretty cool he must be a Sam Gooderham

by Calamity478 May 22, 2019

Gooberfrak

A verb describing two unsightly people having sexual intercourse.

A combination of the word Goober, or Snot, which is hailed to be disgusting, and Frak, derived from Fuck, which would entail sexual intercourse.
Gooberfrak, Gooberfrakking.

See also; Gooberfrakker(s), Gooberfraks,

"Oh my god, I walked in on my parents Gooberfrakking on the couch! It was disgusting!!!"

Jock: "Hey there Nerd. I saw you get out of the car with your nerd girlfriend."
Nerd: "So?"
Jock: "Well? Were you getting some sweet gooberfrak going on or what?! -laughs and walks away-"
Nerd: o_o?

by Torphius March 11, 2009

Goobersnake

Goobersnake is slang for a penis, cock, dick, etc.

"That girl told me Mike M. has a small goobersnake."

by TG489 February 4, 2010

Goobershnoper

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.

If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!

by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011

goober gazer

One who stairs at your penis threw your pants . Very awkward stair from another male.

I was working hard and looked over, Mike was justa staring. That goober gazer.

by FLIP017 June 19, 2014

Gooberchop

To punch someone under the chin

"Hey Billy you seen 'em before?"

"Dale yeah!! I wanna gooberchop him so bad!!!"

by soccerstar2 February 24, 2015

gooberchoaker

A person that like to choke on a cock.

I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.

by Mark A. Capozzelli October 29, 2017