goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Little Goober

Someone who was worse in middle school, AKA everyone who was ever in middle school, in reference to their middle school selves.

I'm going to go back in time to point and laugh at your middle school self. You were such a little goober.

by m. hoover May 14, 2011

goober lip

1.) a derogitory term for a homosexual male that prefers to administer oral.
2.) a macho ribbing of one's friend by mockingly calling him a "goober lip".

"Tom, you are such a goober lip"

by subliminal_threat February 18, 2008

goober

a term for Haitian people that isn't usually said with good intentions.

"He's such a goober. He can't even match when he wears black and white."

by KK From Around the Way May 12, 2005

goober

Another name for Mike

Mike: "Yo!"
Karie: "you are such a goober"

by Dally January 26, 2005

Uber Goober

(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober

"You, my friend, are an uber goober."
"Uber-goober it up!"

Bill Gates

by midgetben August 12, 2005

goober juice

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.

Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.

by iEvxnn November 21, 2017