goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Little Goober

Someone who was worse in middle school, AKA everyone who was ever in middle school, in reference to their middle school selves.

I'm going to go back in time to point and laugh at your middle school self. You were such a little goober.

by m. hoover June 8, 2011

goober lip

1.) a derogitory term for a homosexual male that prefers to administer oral.
2.) a macho ribbing of one's friend by mockingly calling him a "goober lip".

"Tom, you are such a goober lip"

by subliminal_threat February 17, 2008

Uber Goober

(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober

"You, my friend, are an uber goober."
"Uber-goober it up!"

Bill Gates

by midgetben September 4, 2005

goober

a term for Haitian people that isn't usually said with good intentions.

"He's such a goober. He can't even match when he wears black and white."

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

goober

Another name for Mike

Mike: "Yo!"
Karie: "you are such a goober"

by Dally January 25, 2005

Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

by Zacalicious September 28, 2009