Goated

Gayest
Of
All
Time
Eating
Dick

Yolanda is goated

by This is real kid December 12, 2019

Goatee Rider

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

gooter magnet

Someone who is always with ugly women.

The guy from our neighborhood is definitely a gooter magnet.

by JAMES BRADY June 21, 2017

gotera stride

when the absolute unit of a gotera fucken lunges across the whole map

this dude just fucken gotera strided us ohno

by GoteraStrider December 25, 2018

GOATed-er

Word by JUAN.... More GOATed Than someone who Is also GOATed

Juan said to Al, “I’m GOATed-er than you”

by Seanparis August 29, 2020

Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.

"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."

by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009