honey glazed

A person who is mentally dead lacks true knowledge of self and kind.

Man kash these people don't realize they honey glazed and chattel property of the corporation.

by 9th Scientist July 14, 2014

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013

Glaze Bros

Usually two “friends” (or lovers) that take part in glazing each other for hysteric value and a quick boost of confidence.

James and Pop are Glaze Bros because it seems they are always sucking each other off.

by Trustworthy Tuck August 10, 2023

morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

jizzen-glaze

Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.

Tom says he's got pink eye, but I call it jizzen-glaze. He can't see through that spunk.

by life6today7 March 23, 2009

Glaze Blade

A term used to motivate a team during a game of overwatch!

Let’s do this! “GLAZE BLADE”

by Gerateful8 April 14, 2021

glazing the doughnut

simply coming on a chick. but if you want to take it to the next level you can carry round some hundreds and thousands. then when the deed is done, whack them on to really set it off!

Guy 1: "When you rang last night i was totally glazing the doughnut!"
Guy 2: "yeah man? did you take it to the next level?"
Guy 1: "Totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
Guy2: "nice man. swarve"

by Daniel Wray June 25, 2007