geinocology

1)The best occupation in the world.
2)The study of vaginas.

Guy 1: Dude I have the best job ever!
Guy 2: What is it man?
Guy 1: Geinocology!
Guy 2: What the hell is that?
Guy 1: The study of vaginas!

by LikeOMFGWhip August 10, 2006

asian guido

A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.

"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."

"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."

by vodkacupcakes December 14, 2013

guido frolic

A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.

guido frolic


Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".

by Beta Beta Beta April 4, 2009

geiloistish

derives from german "geil" which means "sexualy aroused". geiloistish is commonly used in Switzerland to describe a thing which totally rocks.

"what you think of my new shirt?" - "wow, geiloistish!"

by fudipimmel May 31, 2009

Geio

Someone usually very sexy. Can be touched. Too good to be true.

Damn. I wish i had Geio.

by Chaii Joseph May 9, 2010

Guido

1. Originating from Italian culture. Guidos are those tools you see on Jersey Shore. Not all Italians are Guidos. and in fact there is a difference between the two. And thanks to Jersey Shore there are alot of wannabe Guidos all over the United States. All guidos are total fags and lazy pieces of shit.

2. Proof that whitetrash now comes in orange.

Fucken hell!!!! eveyone in my school is tryin to be a guido wannabe now, thanks to Jersey Shore!!!!!

by The one with the answer 69 July 8, 2011

Guido Cut

The haircut made famous by the douche bag bro Pauly-D from the show Jersey Shore.

Did you see Dave?
No, why?
He's totally rocking the Guido cut.

by Sean "The Shaft" August 1, 2011