Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron master February 7, 2010

Golden Wake

Sit in the front of the boat while a large number of people are in the back. Get the speed up nicely, Take your penis out of your shorts discreetly. When the wind is really kicking up, proceed to pee and spray your urine onto all of the people while adding to the wake.

Refer to the definition. Golden Wake.

by Big Al Nutter Butter Brunch September 12, 2010

Golden Whale

The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species

Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”

Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”

by TheGoldenWhale August 11, 2021

Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.

"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"

by Kumah November 17, 2016

Golden Elk

When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.

Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.

by Chillip September 30, 2010