A) A Gnome that is Drunk
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
by DrunkenGnomes November 26, 2014
Get the Drunken Gnomemug. by Werycf October 30, 2018
Get the Anus Gnomemug. A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.
by Urhooked2 September 27, 2021
Get the Gnome Gnomersonmug. Small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing DVDs.
They are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes.
They are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes.
"Have you see my "insert dvd name here" DVD?"
"No... I haven't'"
"Hmmmm..... must have been those darn DVD Gnomes again....."
"No... I haven't'"
"Hmmmm..... must have been those darn DVD Gnomes again....."
by edgedogg December 17, 2015
Get the dvd gnomesmug. Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.
by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017
Get the Garden gnomingmug. A pretty fly guy.
by Ronald McDonald Yo :) October 20, 2010
Get the Sucker Gnomesmug. When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.
by Donny Mac July 19, 2011
Get the lawn gnomemug.