dvd gnomes

Small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing DVDs.

They are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes.

"Have you see my "insert dvd name here" DVD?"
"No... I haven't'"
"Hmmmm..... must have been those darn DVD Gnomes again....."

by edgedogg December 17, 2015

Gnome Hunting

The hunting of gnomes after a lobotomy (i’m going insane)

Person 1: Let’s go gnome hunting

Person 2: Gnomes aren’t real dude

Person 1: Wdym I saw one this morning in the forest
(Person 1 is turning insane)

by eimzzzz August 17, 2023

Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.

Quit garden gnoming and play fair!

by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017

Cigarette gnomes

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.

"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"

by Tobacc co August 5, 2018

Gnome Gnomerson

A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.

wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.

by Urhooked2 September 27, 2021

Sucker Gnomes

A pretty fly guy.

Dude that guy is soooo cool. He's such a Sucker Gnomes.

by Ronald McDonald Yo :) October 20, 2010

lawn gnome

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.

Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.

by Donny Mac July 19, 2011