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giving gear 

Giving a handjob or handy.
It should be reasonably clear where the idea comes from...
A: So did you go with that hot chick I saw you with the other night?
B: She gave me some pretty good gear, I must say.
A: Nice.

She was giving gear to two guys at once, the slut.
giving gear by PurpleJazz January 4, 2008
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metal gear 

Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)
McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.

Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR
metal gear by Maso-man June 27, 2016

cutting gear 

Hand out free articles of clothing such as hoodies, tank tops, hats, etc. to promote companies.
I'm cutting gear for this new motorcycle clothing line this weekend.
cutting gear by Rsexy-D April 20, 2017

monkey gear 

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.
"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"
monkey gear by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023

homo winter gear 

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.
homo winter gear by JMC70 March 24, 2019

scrunchie on the gear stick 

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good
Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *