gastric disturbance

a dirty rip in the drawers; generally tends to be in a gaseous state unless you don't want it to be. Better known to the crew as a GD.

Could also be caused by a trapping of air by sniper fun.

I got a GD in my bunghole, and it's ganja tear out at any moment.

by bm February 25, 2004

Gaser

A sprint for 50 yards and back twice.

"Thats a gaser!"
"If you dont learn your plays we will run gasers until i get tired!"
"Coach said were runnin 50 gasers"

by Yo Boy, The Snake January 21, 2008

Gastards

-(n)- Gaston County retards (this word was given to me by God).

Only us gastards like sundrop... it's true.

by xTristam March 6, 2010

gastric bypass

a code name for drinking beer usually associater with a feeding tube (beer bong)
code becomes un deciperable when enough slang words are used and plans for getting drunk can be made infront of adults

another codeword is friendship (liquour)

k-dizzle: yo devin we got to hit up the gastric bypass surgery hooked up to the feeding tube this weekend
devin: most def dude im sick of all the friendship we've been having lately

by k dizzle April 1, 2005

gastrofuck

to eat something so mind-blowing glutenous that it's comparable to sex

That was some mind-blowing gastrofuck.

I left that restaurant completely gastrofucked!

by slimmy012 December 14, 2010

ganter

some one whos like tryin to be cool and showin off infrotn of ppl

luke your a ganter like sitten in the gabage is aa cry 4 a ttention

by Jose malino May 3, 2005

gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.

Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.

by phillydrifter April 12, 2011