furney

A furney is a utterly fucking annoying little twat who tries to Impress people and fails and they're hobbies is touching little boys and girls

Uh he looks like a right furney him we should call the police

by Bobbydaddy July 3, 2021

Furnancial Director

A furnancial director refers to a furry who's primary income comes from the finance industry.

“Why is Gavin from accounting wearing a fox head?”
“He's a furnancial director.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

Furnitude

- NOUN; demonstrating courage when shopping in Ikea

Dave showed incredible furnitude whilst having to tolerate the endless hours of shopping hell that his wife, Debbie, subjected him to at IKEA.

by JonnyLegend July 12, 2021

Furnituring

/ˈfə nɪtʃəɪg/ Verb.

1. To pretend to be a furniture.

2. To be as still as a piece of a furniture.

Look at our cat! It's furnituring.

by WheresWer February 17, 2022

furnartiture

Existing furniture where an artist has redesigned its appearance artistically, bringing an exciting new look to an old tired looking piece of furniture.

I just bought a great looking piece of furnartiture for my living room. This artist resigned an older piece of furniture with paints giving it a brand new one of a kind look that everyone will love.

by Furnartist April 13, 2022

furniturise

To add furniture to a room or area

i will furniturise my living room today

by Bobquats60 June 1, 2022

furni

Plural for furnace.

There's a lot of furni in this building.

by Tobubas June 10, 2022